BREAKING BAD RECAP RAP
The new team U.S.A. basketball Hyper Elite uniforms by Nike have dropped. The new threads are designed to give LeBron and company a little added help in bringing home gold this summer in London.
The important deets on the new and improved unis, courtesy of the Nike Blog:
The Jersey: The lightest jersey ever, the 3D-structured Dri-FIT strategically placed hem vents and mesh panels enhance breathability and circulation without adding bulky stitching. The 3D-structured Dri-FIT fabric also pulls sweat from the skin to reduce cling.
The Shorts: Made of 100% recycled polyester materials, a four-way stretch fabric allows for a full range of motion with side panels and laser-cut perforations for circulation and ventilation. The shorts also weigh an incredible 14 ounces lighter than typical pro basketball shorts.
Nike bringin’ the heat as usual.
Not bad if you ask me. Yahoo! was trying to say they’re ugly, but I don’t see it. They are jerseys with USA on it, and that’s all that matters. Time to bring home the gold for America, boys!
Jerome Motherfucking Simpson. Good God this is incredible.